I didn’t want it to be true, but the facts are all right there.

Did you know Barack Hussein Obama is SATAN? Neither did I, until I thought about it, that is. The facts are spelled out clear as day, the day of the Revelation.

The Revelation is the end of the world, and as you all could imagine, the end of time. Time is money, although. Money is what we have none of because of the recession. Therefore we are out of time. The End is Nigh.

Jesus wouldn’t lie to you, would he? Jesus said in Luke 10:18 that “I beheld Satan as Lightning fall from Heaven.” Did you know that Baraq is the Hebrew word for lightning? Jesus was Jewish, therefore must have known this when he said that Barack is Satan. Moreover, he is charismatic. As in, he has an electrifying personality, much like lightning.

We should have read the signs. Kal Penn was Kumar in “Harold and Kumar go to White Castle”. He also was a character on “House M.D”. White Castle… House: MD… White… House? That’s right. He is now an official member of the white house staff. Prophecy? As in Nostradamos? As in Three that shall destroy and bring war? These three are often regarded to mean Napolean, Hitler, and an unspecified other that “wore a purple turban”. As we all know Barack is a secret Muslim, and in Arabia turbans are a popular fashion…

As a last point of interest, I would bring to your attention that Revalations mentions that the devil will have “Seven Heads and Ten Horns”. Well, if you look at a map of the US, this can be explained. There are seven points where a state protrudes, forming a head. These are Maine, Massachusetts, New York, Maryland, Florida, Texas, and Washington. Truly the most demonic states. Also the Horns are all there. FIVE from the Great Lakes, FOUR from four corners in the midwest (Utah, Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico), and the last ONE comes from Louisiana, which as you all know is famous for its Louisiana Purchase from France, which in turn is the home of the French HORN. That’s 5 + 4 + 1 = 10 HORNS.

I don’t want to admit it anymore than you, but how can you argue with that?

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